Lifeboat Ethics

You ever have one of those days. You're just going along, minding your own business, but everything keeps going wrong. Yeah, I haven't. You ever have one of those days. You're just going along, and everything just keeps falling into place, working out for the best, regardless of what you do. Yeah, I have. That's my normal day.

My life is awesome, and I mean to rub it in everyone's face when I say so. Things just work out for me. I decide to sleep in one day and class is cancelled. I haven't started my paper yet, wait, the due dait is extended. I decide not to shower, but it rains so I end up working out anyway which would have cancelled out the shower. Don't walk...Don't walk...I get to the sidewalk: Walk! Basically things are just going my way.

I once got a fortune cookie that said: "Among the lucky, you are the chosen one."

You ever get that fortune cookie?