Lifeboat Ethics

I got into Brown, Duke, Emory, CMU, and Carleton, got rejected from Caltech, and haven't heard from Stanford or JHU. Once I got the applications in I mentally blocked myself from worrying about the possible outcomes. I would deal with any difficulties when, and if they came. But then as the first few letters started rolling in, the first of which was Caltech (bastards), I started to worry, would I go to college? The biggest fear of mine was that I would be stuck with my fucking abhorent safety, Tufts. Shoot myself! Ha! But, I FUCKING GOT INTO BROWN!
Heheh, I'm the man, despite that fact that, yea....
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