Lifeboat Ethics

So, the children at school are fighting over a few harsh words. I find the situation rather amusing, given I'm not part of it. To sum the whole thing up, people just talk a lot behind each others backs, be it by blogging or by breaking confidence. To say no one is to blame for the situation would be a lie, everyone is to blame. Everyone hurt just needs to get over themselves, PEOPLE TALK. Who cares?

Countless people have said shit about me, if they don't say it to my face, they obviously don't care that much. I find the most amusing approach to rectifying said situation is to spread the seads of deceit back into the mob. I've actually been doing this since ninth grade. Over the course of my high school career I've been lying to different people and planting information. The key to coming out on top is to know whom to tell what. For example, if you have a secret that you want to get out, tell "Blondie". And if you have a problem that can only be solved by a large group of people, give the situation to T-Bone. However, you cannot directly tell T-Bone, the information must come from a second party that is unaware of his or her niche. There are various other techniques, but I won't get into them now, all I really need to say is: and look at me now.

Consequences shmonsequences, life is pain, drama just makes it more amusing.

To any that were offended: I'm sorry that you are too easily offended.