Lifeboat Ethics

This most vocabulary infused comedy was a harsh reality check for the post modernist ideologies, but according the the blurb, that in itself, is post modern. Encouraged to question, we critically analyze post modernism, feminism, and multiculturalism. However, after we've questioned the budding ideologies and give the established hierarchy another "objective" glance, we then must question the questioner. In attempting to debunk the unfair patriarchy with absurd crack-smoking-archies, what in the end are we trying to accomplish but to establish another system that despite anyone's best efforts, will be unfair to someone and have its legitimacy questioned in turn. In an effort to avoid such a despairing spiral of horse switching, we seek the ultimate truth, which according to any modern theory, doesn't exist. Fun play though.

Probably hopelessly plagiarized, however, as it was passed on to me, I don't know where from:

Taoism
Shit happen

Confucius say
"Shit happen."

Buddhism
If shit happens, it is not really shit.

Zen Buddhism
What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism
This shit happened before

Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else

Catholicism
If shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism
Why does shit always happen to us?